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Evita

Published 2025-01-31

Evita

Film info

  • Title Evita
  • Director Alan Parker
  • Year 1996
  • Run time 2hr 15m
  • Genres History, Drama
  • Tagline Unforgotten, forever loved and adored
  • Cast Jonathan Pryce

The hit musical based on the life of Evita Duarte, a B-movie Argentinian actress who eventually became the wife of Argentinian president and dictator Juan PerĂ³n, and the most beloved and hated woman in Argentina.

Live blog

TimeComment
4:31Brooding Antonio Banderas is the best kind.
16:44It's so weird that Jimmy Nail is in this.
24:43She's not doing a great job of blending in, shouting about being new in town.
25:59Always on the lookout for some Argentine Tango.
37:13Ooh, Argentine tanks!
40:28This Kapow song doesn't seem to fit the tragedy being described.
43:13"Your act hasn't changed much." "Neither has yours."
44:57Is that Billie Piper?
51:45And Andrea Corr? What is going on?
1:02:58The whole politics side is quite hard for me to follow.
1:08:34The signature move of taking your jacket off is a bit lame.
1:19:40Is he annoyed at being overshadowed or not?
1:23:54To Christian Dior is now a verb.
1:35:25Dodgy time signatures in Foundation Eva Peron song.
1:50:43No idea what's going on but the dancing is good.
2:07:54It's a pretty depressing end to a movie, to be fair.

Thoughts

There are a couple of good songs in here, and obviously Don't Cry For Me Argentina is a belter, but I don't know, is it just me or is the rest of it a hot mess? I found it really hard to follow the actual story, there was a lot of implied knowledge about Argentinian politics, and by the end I couldn't figure out the point of it. Of course you can just tell the story of someone's life without it having a big message, but what was the wider context, why did it all have such a depressing ending? Hard pass, if I'm being honest, I'll just sing the tunes to myself.

Rating: 1 / 5

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