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The Whole Nine Yards

Published 2018-07-22

The Whole Nine Yards

Film info

  • Title The Whole Nine Yards
  • Director Jonathan Lynn
  • Year 2000
  • Run time 1hr 38m
  • Genres Comedy, Crime
  • Tagline In the heart of suburbia, a hit man with heart has just moved in
  • Cast Matthew Perry, Bruce Willis

A mild-mannered dentist finds out his next-door neighbour just happens to be a notorious mob hit-man out on parole.

Live blog

TimeComment
2:39Happy marriage!
4:03Mr C is enjoying the car rage.
9:17I love Bruce and Matthew. Great pairing.
14:22I am concerned the lawn has been left half mowed.
20:56"Why do you want to go cluttering your mind with the inconsequential?"
24:01Yimmy Tudeski.
30:58I talk while I'm cleaning my teeth too, no one ever understands.
33:56Title!
38:25I do love Amanda Peet in this.
39:22Ha, that's my favourite bit. Bumping into the wall that is Frankie Figs.
43:00"You've killed seventeen people and you don't think my wife is a good person?"
57:49The cars in this film are pretty dire.
1:03:48How do these people have stairs that don't squeak?
1:08:40Excellent neck cracking. Jealous!
1:10:42You don't want to disappoint Bruce.
1:14:16Never seen gaffa tape used like that before. It fixes EVERYTHING.
1:18:22Their front lawn is big enough to fit a helicopter on it!
1:21:13"I'm being careful. I'm a dentist."
1:28:49Love the banking bod.

Thoughts

I remembered seeing this before and enjoying it quite a lot but when we came to watch it, I couldn't really remember the intricacies of what it was all about. I was glad for that, as the joy of everything unfolding is part of the fun - how the people all intertwine with each other and the mess-ups, mix-ups and machinations of mobs continue to add layers of complexity to a good story.

On top of that, I really like the partnership between Bruce and Matthew, but also between Bruce and Amanda. Those two pairings make for the most enjoyable part, alongside some of the more slapstick stuff (like Matthew running smack dab into that big guy from Armageddon and falling behind a sofa.)

Great fun, but not so laugh out loud that it's exhausting, just a gently entertaining comedy with a happy ending all round.

Rating: 4 / 5

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