A Very Nutty Christmas
Published 2023-12-27
Anything can happen at Christmas
Film info
- Director
- Year / Run time 2018 · 1hr 20m
- Genre Family
- Cast
A bakery owner has more cookie orders than she has time to fill this holiday season, and when her boyfriend suddenly breaks up with her, any shred of Christmas joy she had inside immediately disappears.Then, she meets a handsome soldier who may actually be a nutcracker that has come to life. Together, they rediscover the magic of Christmas.
Live blog
| Time | Comment |
|---|---|
| 0:29 | I wonder if classical music would help me bake better. |
| 2:07 | Oh, she doesn’t like the music so maybe not. |
| 4:41 | You can’t put a hairnet on Santa! |
| 5:54 | “But that’s the way the relationship crumbles.” Sick burn, dude. |
| 12:45 | I find the Nutcracker pretty creepy. |
| 13:20 | She only had him a couple of hours and broke it already. |
| 20:38 | “I believe my sword is stuck.” |
| 24:48 | Well, he is a nutcracker. |
DNF
Thoughts
Turns out, Melissa Joan Hart has made something of a career of cheesy Christmas movies recently, so after Holiday in Handcuffs, it was only fair to check out another one. I wanted to like this because, you know, MJH and baking, what more do you need? Actually, it was no good, and a bit of a slog so that I had to give up. The Nutcracker coming to life is one thing, but then he had no real personality or charisma so I just wanted him to go back to being a toy.
Rating: Unrated
