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Atlas

Published 2024-05-25

Atlas

Film info

  • Title Atlas
  • Director Brad Peyton
  • Year 2024
  • Run time 2hr 0m
  • Genres Science Fiction, Action
  • Tagline The future of humanity is in her hands
  • Cast Jennifer Lopez, Simu Liu

A brilliant counterterrorism analyst with a deep distrust of AI discovers it might be her only hope when a mission to capture a renegade robot goes awry.

Live blog

TimeComment
1:46Incredible that Asimov is still so relevant.
3:12Seems like a LOT of change for just 28 years.
9:20"Psych eval says she is rigid and hostile." "I prefer driven and determined."
12:18"You look old," he says to the woman who hasn't aged in a couple of decades.
20:28I'd like more detail as to how the space shield thing functions.
32:13So many derivatives and we're only thirty minutes in.
36:39"I believe you are 98.5% accurate." Rude.
40:24What else can happen to this woman, seriously?
52:52“Oh, so you’re in my head and the only thing you learn how to do is curse?”
57:55The syncing stuff is creepy, she’s right not to trust it.
1:06:49Ah, we are at the point where we discuss who has a soul or not.
1:14:08I don’t like Simu being the bad guy.
1:31:00These massive robot things do cartwheels now?
1:49:41I really like those spinny turbines, best thing in the film.

Thoughts

I mean, really. There's very little redeeming about this film, it's derivative of everything you can think of, the visual effects are not the best, and despite what could be a fascinating concept, underneath it's actually pretty dull. Jennifer Lopez does the best she can with some poor material, but Simu is underused massively, and, biased that I am, not in the film anywhere near enough. Hate to jump on the bandwagon of bad reviews, but this one is definitely best avoided.

Rating: 1 / 5

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