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Dragnet

Published 2021-08-07

Dragnet

Film info

  • Title Dragnet
  • Director Tom Mankiewicz
  • Year 1987
  • Run time 1hr 36m
  • Genres Comedy, Action, Crime
  • Tagline Just the facts
  • Cast Dan Aykroyd, Tom Hanks, Christopher Plummer

The straightlaced nephew of Sgt Joe Friday and his easygoing partner in the Los Angeles Police Department try to bust a criminal conspiracy between a pornographer and an evangelist.

Live blog

TimeComment
0:56I just can't imagine the need for a drive-through donut shop.
6:38Policeman to goat farmer is quite the change.
10:08"Take me, take me, I want to live on damn cement."
17:34Is that all that separates us from animals? Cutlery and urge control?
21:53The capital of depravaty! Burn!
25:16Tom Hanks has legit yo-yo skills.
29:04They crashed into Baywatch!
34:49Goat leggings?
43:51No way could Tom Hanks be the third wheel!
50:50"My hat was in that car."
55:49Milk!
57:40TV on his watch? We don't even have that now!
1:07:33He really is lacking something in the way of evidence.
1:13:23Burger phone is epic.
1:23:20"Friendships start with first names."
1:29:45Oh no, the pink piano got shot!
1:38:29I don't know for sure, but LAPD can't have a fighter jet.
1:43:34Oh no, they're rapping. That's an error.

Thoughts

It's pretty much exactly what I was expecting - odd, occasionally funny, very dated, with Tom Hanks stealing the show as per usual. I didn't realised Dragnet had this whole history, lots of TV shows and adaptations and remakes. It wouldn't have affected the viewing of this but equally, watching this didn't particularly make me want to seek any of them out, which isn't a good sign.

Also, the opening credits were too long and the closing credits were such a no-no.

Rating: 2 / 5

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