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Eraser

Published 2024-09-07

Eraser

Film info

  • Title Eraser
  • Director Chuck Russell
  • Year 1996
  • Run time 1hr 55m
  • Genres Mystery, Action, Thriller, Drama
  • Tagline He will erase your past to protect your future
  • Cast Arnold Schwarzenegger

John 'The Eraser' Kruger is the top gun in the US Marshall Witness Protection scheme; he erases their past and deals with their future. His latest assignment is whistle-blower Dr Lee Cullen, who has evidence against a major arms corporation that's selling weapons to terrorists with the collusion of rogue enemy agents within, but there is danger nearer home for Kruger, from within his own department.

Live blog

TimeComment
4:58Arnie listing out things he needs, but not boots and a motorcycle? Boo.
8:42"Easy honey, I don't think he wants to be pen pals."
12:50Yay Vanessa Williams!
17:56What's the point of the camera if they weren't there for the main bit?
21:34"The operation didn't go as smoothly as we anticipated."
28:10What the hell kind of x-ray gun would show a skeleton and water going down at the same time?
37:36I would find it so hard deciding on a new name.
46:10That's the weirdest way to kill someone ever.
54:25The chair in the plane engine is both genius and awful at the same time.
1:04:19Oh man, alligators are terrifying.
1:08:31"It's completely hacker-proof," she says, having pressed three keys while looking at it.
1:11:15Continuity error: no waistcoat, waistcoat, no waistcoat.
1:25:11Love two men just fruitlessly shooting guns at each other despite a bulletproof barrier. Such a metaphor for life.
1:27:23"Who's the tree trunk?"
1:37:41We've gone full on Terminator here.

Thoughts

This is such a 90s action thriller, fun and very, very watchable but oh man, it is NOT a good film. It's typical Arnie, lots of muscles and fight scenes, although he only did one pun which was a bit disappointing. The technology parts of it were so obviously nonsense - having a fight with a plane in mid-air, the bizarre new weapons, and not-technology-but-still-weird fight with alligators.

So much to not recommend it, but it was somehow still a lot of fun to watch.

Rating: 2 / 5

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