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Last Action Hero

Published 2021-09-18

Last Action Hero

Film info

  • Title Last Action Hero
  • Director John McTiernan
  • Year 1993
  • Run time 2hr 10m
  • Genres Adventure, Family, Comedy, Fantasy, Action
  • Tagline This isn't the movies anymore
  • Cast Arnold Schwarzenegger, Charles Dance

Eleven-year-old Danny is given a magic ticket by a strange projectionist and is transported into the cinema screen. Thanks to his advance knowledge of the plot, he is able to help his silver-screen hero out of an awkward situation and becomes his partner. There's trouble in store for the unlikely duo when the villain tries to seize the magic ticket.

Live blog

TimeComment
2:59Tina actual Turner though.
7:37How does the film lose focus?
10:33I would 1000% watch Arnie doing Shakespeare.
15:09Being robbed and going to the police took less than half an hour?
18:43That's some precious old Tibetan ticket and he just ripped it in half?
25:20Cops should never make plans to retire, it always seems to go wrong. Impulse retirement is what's needed.
29:04Yay, car chase in the Grease river.
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Thoughts

The trailer for this didn't look great, but I was interested in the huge number of people making cameos, so figured it was worth a go. It was oddly compelling, but if I'm honest, I couldn't shake the feeling that there were better things to be watching, and that it wasn't going to be an overall good film. So although we got past the twenty minute rule, when a technical glitch forced a restart after half an hour, we restarted another film instead.

Rating: Unrated

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