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Trespass

Published 2012-03-27

Trespass

Film info

  • Title Trespass
  • Director Joel Schumacher
  • Year 2011
  • Run time 1hr 31m
  • Genre Thriller
  • Tagline When terror is at your doorstep, you can run or you can fight
  • Cast Nicolas Cage, Nicole Kidman

As they're held for ransom, a husband and wife's predicament grows more dire amid the discovery of betrayal and deception.

Live Blog

TimeComment
0:36That looks lovely and green. Mmm, forests.
3:05I can't see Nicole and Nicholas as a couple.
4:00I want their house.
5:06Safe pass code is 5578.
7:13I feel as though she may have escaped that way before.
9:30They have zero chemistry. Although maybe they are just meant to be acting that way.
14:14It can't be that odd to not have a cellphone on you. I don't carry mine with me around the house.
16:00A fake code that acts real but calls the police is genius!
25:45The bandits, they are falling apart a little bit.
26:04Are they aware that one of their party is just getting stoned and watching TV?
27:27And trying on other people's clothes!
30:32He has a nice smile.
33:48Seems as though the brother was more keen than she was. Why blame her?
34:40She's smarter than she looks.
37:30The burglar has a sob story.
40:57"We never owned this house, it owned us."
43:51The burglar made up his sob story.
48:11This family seem awfully good at pick pocketing.
51:35They even have an endless pool! No wonder all their money is tied up in there.
53:50At some point, the burglars will have to admit there is no money to be had!
54:59Wow, that alarm system gives the police a lot of detail! Which window is broken and everything.
1:00:20She's still not convinced, that police woman.
1:02:11Is this another lying sob story? It sounds more believable.
1:02:54"It's really bad mojo to kill a taxman."
1:10:22Who calls themselves a cuckold?
1:17:09The bandits are definitely falling apart.
1:19:28"Man, you could have saved us all a lot of aggravation."
1:22:34Nail guns just seem like a bad idea all round.
1:25:08Will they get into trouble for killing people?

Thoughts

Nicolas Cage and Nicole Kidman are both pretty big stars, so we thought this would be worth checking out. Never hurts to watch a bit of an action movie, and clocking in at just about 90 minutes made it even more appealing to me!

I think it's fascinating that this film made only about $25k in the box office and was yanked after 10 days. It broke records with the speed it went to DVD - 18 days. I mean, it wasn't great, I will admit to that. A lot of shrieking, some pretty unbelievable villains, but an okay premise and a plot that wound its way towards the end through some medium-level twists and turns. It wasn't my favourite film of the year, I agree, but I have seen an awful lot worse!

Rating: 2 / 5

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