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Dashing Through the Snow

Published December 27, 2023

Dashing Through the Snow

I was quite enjoying the banter of this, just a grumpy guy and a Santa character chatting away, but there was a whole sub-plot that came out of nowhere and didn't make sense. Did I black out at some point? Because there was a lot of talk about an iPad and then suddenly Santa had the iPad and he was being chased but it wasn't at all clear why or what had happened. Presumably it was going to be explained later at some point but I just couldn't be bothered with it.

Family Switch

Published December 27, 2023

Family Switch

This was an okay movie, derivative of all the other body switch movies but at least leaning into that and referencing them all - including the one Jennifer Garner herself has been in! It was more confusing to try and keep track of who was doing what and what their goals were because there were three switches, rather than just one. Although, still not sure how the baby and the dog switched because there's no way either of them were wishing for that to happen at the exact right moment.

A Very Nutty Christmas

Published December 27, 2023

A Very Nutty Christmas

Turns out, Melissa Joan Hart has made something of a career of cheesy Christmas movies recently, so after Holiday in Handcuffs, it was only fair to check out another one. I wanted to like this because, you know, MJH and baking, what more do you need? Actually, it was no good, and a bit of a slog so that I had to give up. The Nutcracker coming to life is one thing, but then he had no real personality or charisma so I just wanted him to go back to being a toy.

Just Friends

Published December 26, 2023

Just Friends

What a terrible film this is. Mr C was sure this was a Christmas film, and I guess it is as it's based around the holidays but that's about as far as it goes. I'm never sure about a movie that leans into the was-fat-but-now-thin-so-everything-will-be-better trope and on top of that, all the characters in this are completely awful before and after. And I'm not even sure what the point of it was?

Christmas with the Kranks

Published December 26, 2023

Christmas with the Kranks

I was aware that this film has very poor reviews but I've read the book and it has a great cast, so why not give it a go? Turns out, I loved it! I can see why people don't necessarily like it as it's a bit grinch trying to skip Christmas, but I thought it was funny, and in the end quite moving. The neighbours were a nightmare and I would definitely have moved long before it got to this point, but hey, all's well that ends well.

Christmas at the Chalet

Published December 26, 2023

Christmas at the Chalet

Despite a couple of stinkers so far this year, I'm still on a mission to watch more of these cheesy romance movies - not everything has to be a massive blockbuster, right? I jumped at this one because of Teri Hatcher and it was actually surprisingly good. The situation contrived and the love story a bit forced, but it had some good themes of learning about yourself and starting over, and not being judgemental about other people. I liked it!

A Very English Christmas

Published December 25, 2023

A Very English Christmas

I didn't think this was going to be a particularly good movie, the title being a pretty bad start to things. But I was curious and gave it a go. It was terrible. Really bad and obvious sets, some dodgy accent work, terrible dialogue and implausible storylines. I suspect there was going to be some falling in love at some point, but there was no chemistry between any of the characters, either the sisters, the ones who were getting married, or the ones who were presumably going to end up together. Best avoided.

Genie

Published December 24, 2023

Genie

This was an okay movie, Melissa McCarthy pretty much holding the whole thing but the relationship between her and Paapa's character was good. They tried so hard to cover all the potential plot holes with the wishes and stuff but then I think they missed a pretty important one.

Goodnight Seattle, we love you

Published December 24, 2023

Goodnight Seattle, we love you

It seems like I’ve been saying this a lot recently - this thing from the past is coming back or being rebooted in some way, and it sounds like a really bad idea. And, just as with most of the other things, it’s actually turned out so much better than I was expecting. In this instance, the subject in question is the Paramount reboot of Frasier. It seemed so unnecessary... …

Mince Pies and Mistletoe at the Christmas Market by Heidi Swain

Published December 24, 2023

Mince Pies and Mistletoe at the Christmas Market by Heidi Swain

This was a really good, traditional festive rom-com style book, with our hero coming home in something of a disgrace and revitalising the area and solving lots of people's problems. It doesn't all go smoothly though, and I liked the will-they-won't-they of the relationship between two people that clearly love each other, and the ever-growing mystery around her father and suspect council goings on. A really good read, and I hadn't realised that Wynbridge was a series so there are more books to get stuck into.

Paddington At Large by Michael Bond

Published December 23, 2023

Paddington At Large by Michael Bond

I wanted something quick and simple to read, easing into the holidays nicely, and Paddington always delivers. This time the bear was up to all kinds of mischief but I like that there were glimpses of things he can actually do really well - gardening, and unexpectedly, doing foley work! But of course there's chaos as well, and it was a lot of fun to journey through the adventures with our furry friend.

12 Dates of Christmas

Published December 22, 2023

12 Dates of Christmas

I wasn't expect much from this movie, but actually, I ended up really enjoying it. It's a blatant copy of Groundhog Day but it kind of leans into it with the clock and everything so it's not annoying. I love messing about with time and the chance to redo things and see what different outcomes there will be, so it was right up my street from that point of view.

Holiday in Handcuffs

Published December 22, 2023

Holiday in Handcuffs

I love Melissa Joan Hart, mostly from nostalgia of kids shows, and this TV movie has been in my sights for a few years now but it's taken until now to find the time and the streaming to get it watched. I'm not sure if it wouldn't have better to stay unwatched as it's not that great! MJH and Mario López are both fun and have good chemistry, and they do the best with what they've got, but it's not a great movie.

This Much is True by Miriam Margolyes

Published December 21, 2023

This Much is True by Miriam Margolyes

After watching Miriam on the Graham Norton Show, I realised I had the audiobook of her memoir tucked away so quickly started listening to it. Miriam talks with that trademark openness and honesty, littering the stories with frankness, swearing and shocking moments - but you know she doesn’t do it to be inciting, this is just her truth. It’s long, but it’s well read and fascinating from start to finish.

In A Holidaze by Christina Lauren

Published December 20, 2023

In A Holidaze by Christina Lauren

I read this because it was sold as a time looping festive story, in the spirit of Groundhog Day. And it started out like that, ooh what is this weird looping, and reliving the same day, and all the joy and hilarity that comes with that. but then there were only a couple of loops until we got stuck back in to the rom-com side of things. And then there was never any real resolution to why it had been happening. The characters and story were cute but in the end it was just frustrating.

Best. Christmas. Ever!

Published December 19, 2023

Best. Christmas. Ever!

We watched and at first I thought it was going okay. I mean, it wasn't good but it was just a cheesy Christmas movie with people learning lessons and getting in the festive spirit. There was over-acting aplenty, and precocious kids, but it was entertaining enough with a glass of wine.

Strictly Come Dancing 2023, The Final thoughts

Published December 19, 2023

Strictly Come Dancing 2023, The Final thoughts

I was not necessarily as geared up for this final as I was hoping - it all just seemed so predictable, and I knew it wasn't going to be the emotional rollercoaster that other finals have been. However, I kept telling myself that stranger things have happened and Ellie might not just run away with it, right? Great opening dance, by the way, so lovely to include both Amy and …

Into Thin Air by Jon Krakauer

Published December 19, 2023

Into Thin Air by Jon Krakauer

This is a report of the 1996 Everest disaster where several people died trying to reach the summit in just one day, as told by survivor Jon Krakauer. From the afterword that hits out at those trying to discredit him, there’s some animosity about the truth on various sides of the story, but even with that in mind, this is a really well told story. It’s factual alongisde memories and thoughts, not accusatory but just trying to unravel what really happened up there.

Your Christmas or Mine 2

Published December 18, 2023

Your Christmas or Mine 2

It feels like we're lacking brand new credible festive movies this year, so grabbed at this one with both hands after loving the first one. It didn't quite live up to that original from last year, but it was still pretty good - nice and frothy and with the addition of a Sam Ryder song and the fabulous Krakowski... excellent.

Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen

Published December 17, 2023

Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen

It's always nice to finish off the year with a stand out classic album, and so you can't go wrong with this one from the Boss. Born to Run is obviously the main track leading off the second side, but otherwise it's just a really good solid rock album full of the genius of the man and his band, and it stands the test of time.

Christmas by Cher

Published December 17, 2023

Christmas by Cher

I've not really reviewed a dedicated holiday album before, although there was that Halloween one by Duran Duran earlier this year. Christmas albums can be a bit repetitive, but this one by Cher is absolutely legendary. The single and lead track that she's been promoting on all the TV shows is brilliant, it really gets you in the mood and then it's followed up by fantastic guests, great old and new songs, and an overall brilliant hour of tunes.

Ooh! What a Lovely Pair by Ant & Dec

Published December 17, 2023

Ooh! What a Lovely Pair by Ant & Dec

I read this earlier in the year and for some reason didn’t write a review at the time. It’s a book chronicling the early years of both Ant & Dec’s career - this pair really can’t do anything apart! They take it in turns to discuss their early years, meeting on Byker Grove and transitioning to a pop career that they weren’t always comfortable with. Within each chapter, they pop in and out almost as though it’s a conversation, and you can really hear it as though they are talking to each other. Good, interesting approach, a little distracting in places, but I learnt quite a lot about their early years.

Baking All the Way

Published December 16, 2023

Baking All the Way

I'm willing to suspend plenty of belief and common sense and, quite frankly, intelligence, to watch these super cheesy Christmas movies - in fact, that's part of the charm to get lost in a schmaltzy world of nonsense. But this one was really dull, and the premise just didn't make any sense at all. So I canned it after twenty minutes. On to the next!

More Mastermind - The Miranda edition

Published December 16, 2023

More Mastermind - The Miranda edition

Hooray, it's time for another Mastermind specialist topic that I think I could have a good go at if I was sitting in the hot seat. It was a few episodes ago and Amy's chosen topic was the sitcom MIRANDA. Yay! If I'm being completely honest, I only knew this had occurred because Miranda herself took the quiz on Tiktok. She did pretty well, not 100% though! Amy got ten …

Come for Jamie, stay for Jack

Published December 16, 2023

Come for Jamie, stay for Jack

The Graham Norton Show is legendary on British TV screens - a chat show that is hilarious but friendly, mixing unexpected celebrities together so that you never know when a fascinating moment is going to happen. I dip in and out, the quality of the show naturally depends on the selection of guests, and your enjoyment varies depending on your knowledge and liking of them. This week's show featured a …

Seven Days of Us by Francesca Hornak

Published December 16, 2023

Seven Days of Us by Francesca Hornak

I feel like this book hits slightly differently now we have experienced a global lockdown, but this was written in 2017 before any of those events occurred. The book is billed as life-affirming and funny but I didn’t find it to be those things - it was drama, it was tough, emotional and moving, it was families finding out a lot about each other in a short space of time, it was illness and loss and grief. But that doesn’t mean I didn’t like it, it’s just not quite what I was expecting. In places, it was quite predictable, but not in a bad way either… it was well written and an engrossing read, if ultimately quite depressing.

Knit bits - The hot water bottle cover

Published December 13, 2023

Knit bits - The hot water bottle cover

After a very minor scalding incident with a hot water bottle, I realised that there was a lack of HWB covers in the house and that I could probably whip one up quite quickly with a bit of leftover yarn. I sourced this super easy pattern, and even though I was using slightly different weight yarn, it worked out so well. The pattern is so easy, increase a little, knit …

The Christmas Book Club by Sarah Morgan

Published December 13, 2023

The Christmas Book Club by Sarah Morgan

Sarah Morgan’s Christmas books are becoming something of a staple and this was another good one. A group of friends head to a remote and romantic inn for their festive book club meeting and they have plenty going on in their own lives, let alone getting involved in the drama of the inn itself. Good characters, great friendships, plenty of ups and downs in family, friend, and romantic relationships, and that lovely festive feeling throughout.

Strictly Come Dancing 2023, Semi Final thoughts

Published December 11, 2023

Strictly Come Dancing 2023, Semi Final thoughts

After the slightly disappointing quarter final in which an injured Nigel withdrew and no public vote was held, we're back at the sharp end again. With each couple doing two dances tonight, there will be three scores from the judges added together, although our remaining couples are so close, you have to wonder how much difference that will make. We're at that point where the start of this competition seems …

Double the Doctor fun

Published December 10, 2023

Double the Doctor fun

I had previously talked about how excited I was for the Doctor Who specials celebrating the 60th anniversary of the show (sort of), and seeing my personal favourites David Tennant and Catherine Tate return. Well, we have three episodes done and dusted and was it worth it? YES! Here are some thoughts from the shows short run, spoilers obviously within: Bifurcating the Doctor! We now have two Doctors running around, …

Sonic Dream Team

Published December 10, 2023

Sonic Dream Team

There seems to be a lot of Sonic around at the moment, with his Playstation game out, appearing in various other games, and now this release on Apple Arcade. As iconic and nostalgic as the zippy blue hedgehog is, we do need to be careful about an overload for him. But for now, this is a new and different game, so let's give it a try!

Spider-Man 2

Published December 10, 2023

Spider-Man 2

This game appears to follow exactly the same premise, gameplay and style as the first one, which is perfect because really that's all we want - more opportunities to swing through the city. I think the map is bigger than it was previously, and the graphics continue to stun and astound. Getting to the top of a high building, looking out over the city, particularly if you can time it at the golden hour, it's breathtaking.

The Diary of Alicia Keys by Alicia Keys

Published December 10, 2023

The Diary of Alicia Keys by Alicia Keys

This album popped up in Apple's new releases, as there was a fresh version out to celebrate its 20th anniversary. TWENTY years. Madness. I remember listening to this album when it came out, I was a huge Alicia fan at the time and this was her second album that really followed the greatness of the first. Lots of piano, obviously, sweeping and soaring moments, alongside down and dirty R&B at the same time. Wonderful stuff.

Que ta tête fleurisse toujours by Mika

Published December 10, 2023

Que ta tête fleurisse toujours by Mika

Mika jumped back into my consciousness last year with his stint hosting and performing at Eurovision, and this album popped up towards the end of a year where I was starting to scrabble for which ones to listen to. This is, apparently, his first full length record in French, and I actually really liked it. I'm not the best at listening to lyrics anyway, so only being able to pick out the odd word wasn't much of a problem. And the music is just lovely pop to enjoy.

Happily Ever After by Harriet Evans

Published December 10, 2023

Happily Ever After by Harriet Evans

This was an ok rom-com, but it didn’t grab me as much as I’d hoped - mostly because the main characters weren’t really that likeable and I’m not sure they had a huge redemption arc as they probably needed. I’m torn by the big time jumps as well, on the one hand it’s fun to dip in and out of a life like that, but on the other hand, it meant the events felt quite remote and as though they didn’t really connect in the same way they might otherwise. Ok but not a favourite.

Knit bits - The marvel of colourwork

Published December 9, 2023

Knit bits - The marvel of colourwork

I wanted to try knitting in multiple colours, having previously done a bit of stripe work on full rows but not mixing it up mid-row. I found these patterns for Marvel icons in squares and thought that looked quite a fun place to start. The Captain America shield was my first attempt and I couldn't really get my head round it, somehow it is both too loose and too tight …

My Wrexham Story by Paul Mullin

Published December 7, 2023

My Wrexham Story by Paul Mullin

Obviously, I’ve picked this up because of how good the documentary is, I don’t suppose I would normally read a footballer’s autobiography. This one is okay, it’s written well, it feels like you’re just sitting down opposite Paul and having a chat. It has plenty of humility and common sense in there, almost repeating that a bit too often really - we get it, Paul, you’re a normal guy! But fascinating to see behind the scenes of how the success of the documentary and the day to day workings of the team affected the players doing the actual business of playing the beautiful game.

Strictly Come Dancing 2023, Week 11 thoughts

Published December 5, 2023

Strictly Come Dancing 2023, Week 11 thoughts

So close to the end now and the show descends into chaos! We were all really looking forward to five brilliant dances on Musicals week that would then send four couples through to the semi finals, only to find that Nigel injured himself and couldn't perform. This late in the day, that means he's out of the competition! There are contingencies in place for this, of course, and instead of …

The right mood

Published December 4, 2023

The right mood

I’ve had a couple of mental health revelations this year, simple things that I’ve learned about myself. They mostly fall under the category of things that you read tips for all the time and think, well sure that’s just common sense, then realise you’re not actually doing it and that might be why you’re bending under the stress. Meanwhile, recently, Apple launched a new element to their health tracking platforms …

Planes, Trains and Christmas Trees

Published December 4, 2023

Planes, Trains and Christmas Trees

Oof, this is not a good film. It's quite simple in premise and storyline which is fine, it's quite refreshing not to have a gazillion sub-plots going on, just a few relationships that need a helping hand. But there are too many problems to ignore - the travelling situation doesn't seem that bad, the chemistry between the two is off, and some of the dialogue is painful. But it has a happy ending, and the uncle is adorable, so could be worse.

Too Much by Tom Allen

Published December 4, 2023

Too Much by Tom Allen

I enjoyed the previous memoir by comedian Tom Allen and was curious what this second book would be about, coming so relatively quickly after the first. Sadly, this one is a memoir of grief, with Tom sharing stories and humour from family life with his father, and then the process of coming to terms with his death, and life afterwards. The stories are great, and there’s a lot of honesty and growth and learning throughout. It’s nice to go on the journey with Tom.

A Christmas Masquerade

Published December 3, 2023

A Christmas Masquerade

This one is a formulaic story about mistaken identity and falling slowly in love, whilst also having the trope of a made-up country, a strained family relationship, and learning to help the community on the sidelines. It has plenty of problems, many of which I've made note of above, but actually if you just go with it, it's not the worst Christmas movie out there - quite entertaining really, and some fun interactions between the brother and sister.

Off the Wall by Michael Jackson

Published December 3, 2023

Off the Wall by Michael Jackson

Legend. I've listened to a couple of MJ albums already, but this one was his first proper solo album. It's so good, I hadn't actually realised that the first two songs were so old - they have that timeless feel that could have been released at any time during Michael's career. It's just a fantastic disco album with incredible and iconic vocals and just the start of so much more to come!

This Life by Take That

Published December 3, 2023

This Life by Take That

I mean, the only real way to describe this album is: meh. It was okay, grown up pop, pleasant enough but not at all worth reaching out for. It didn't make me want to turn it off but I wouldn't seek it out. The only particular upside is that it felt like all the members got their moment to shine, which is a step forward.

Doctor Who: The Last Dodo by Jacqueline Rayner

Published November 28, 2023

Doctor Who: The Last Dodo by Jacqueline Rayner

The audiobook version of this I listened to was read by Freema Agyeman so it was quite nice to hear it in the voice of Martha herself. It was lucky too, because there were elements of the text that were third person and some that were first person by Martha. It sounded okay being read by Freema, but I did think it was a bit weird switching between the two like that. However, a good story, meaningful and moving as always, with deeper thoughts about extinction and the lengths you might go to to preserve history.

Strictly Come Dancing 2023, Week 10 thoughts

Published November 26, 2023

Strictly Come Dancing 2023, Week 10 thoughts

We're at the point now where the floor suddenly seems very empty even when all the couples are there - just six dances to get through tonight, and then only five couples making it through to next week. But hooray, the next show is the musicals special and with the quality of dancers we have left, we should be in for some brilliant entertainment. But that's next week, let's focus …

Whigfield by Whigfield

Published November 26, 2023

Whigfield by Whigfield

If you'd asked me a couple of months ago about Whigfield, I'd have said she was a one hit wonder. A brilliant hit, obviously but that was it. Turns out, she keeps on popping up on those 90s episodes of Top of the Pops because she has quite a few dance tracks that I remember and recognise. The album is surprisingly good, the songs do sound similar, particularly Another Day and Saturday Night, but I actually really enjoyed listening to it.

Theatre of the Absurd Presents C'est La Vie by Madness

Published November 26, 2023

Theatre of the Absurd Presents C'est La Vie by Madness

I'm not a big fan of a concept album like this, but somehow this one wasn't too annoying, despite leaning in to the theatre concept quite heavily. It was a surprise to hear Martin Freeman pop up as the narrator, if that's what we're calling him, but thankfully those interludes were short. We all know how I feel about too much talking in an album. The songs were okay, but not hugely memorable, so that's a couple of points off really.

An American Marriage by Tayari Jones

Published November 26, 2023

An American Marriage by Tayari Jones

This was a much-talked about book at the time, part of Oprah’s book club I think, although before I got really on board with that club. However, I snapped up this book but have taken quite a long time to actually get round to reading it. It was good, well written, and a tragic journey through a relationship curtailed, but it felt a little bit drawn out in places. The thing happened and then it took a long time for any further developments. But definitely worth a read.