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One at a time to one hundred million

Published October 4, 2022

One at a time to one hundred million

Apple released a press release announcing they have hit 100 million songs on their Apple Music streaming service yesterday, which, by my calculations, is quite a lot. The release is your traditional back-patting piece but there are some interesting little nuggets in there that caught my attention. The first is about the history of music and how it's possible we even have this many songs to play with in the …

Strictly Come Dancing 2022, Week 2 thoughts

Published October 3, 2022

Strictly Come Dancing 2022, Week 2 thoughts

We had fun last week, but this was the real start of the competition where things hot up and someone has to go home. I managed to swot up via It Takes Two in a hurried fashion over just a couple of days, so I was ready to be super knowledgeable about everything. Except then you get to the live show and anything can happen! It felt like there were …

The Better Life by 3 Doors Down

Published October 2, 2022

The Better Life by 3 Doors Down

I heard Kryptonite recently, love that song, and realised I know nothing about 3 Doors Down and it was worth checking out a full album. It was good! Great fun rock, that really guitar-based late-90s soft rock that I love. Starting off with Kryptonite is a risk because it's such a tune but actually the rest of the album holds its own and I enjoyed listening from start to finish. This was a really good week in the album adventure!

Subject to Change by Kelsea Ballerini

Published October 2, 2022

Subject to Change by Kelsea Ballerini

Love, love, loved this! I thought I probably would and I did, so hooray! Kelsea is back, opening up her heart more than ever, but with great country pop tunes that are catchy and moving in equal measure. Heartfirst is a fantastic song, and makes perfect sense to have been the lead single off this album, but you can't overlook You're Drunk, Go Home, featuring two fellow hardhitters in the world of country music. Fantastic album and will be one to listen over and over in future.

Five Get Into Trouble by Enid Blyton

Published October 2, 2022

Five Get Into Trouble by Enid Blyton

I quite liked this one, it feels like the adventures are getting a bit more dangerous as the kids are just that little bit older. They continue to go off out and about without parental supervision which I find amazing, but this time they are joined by a friend, Richard, who ends up effectively getting them all kidnapped. It had a locked room vibe, because they were in a house and had to figure out how to get help and/or escape. Quite fun!

Signing my language

Published October 1, 2022

Signing my language

Last year, when Rose won Strictly, I was one of those people who had been completely intrigued by sign language and curious about learning some myself. I didn't do anything about it at the time, and somehow an entire year has passed, but my thoughts returned to the subject when Rose popped up on this year's launch show, and then a small amount of research later highlighted that it was …

Walk on through the rain

Published September 30, 2022

Walk on through the rain

My 30 days of walking has come to an end, and this was a challenge that I really enjoyed. It was nice to have the oomph to get outside every day and nice to know that it didn’t have to be a long walk… although sometimes it was. September was a pretty reasonably month for weather, so I was quite lucky. Only a couple of my outings were in full …

Five Go Off to Camp by Enid Blyton

Published September 30, 2022

Five Go Off to Camp by Enid Blyton

I think each of these books should be called Famous Five Get Into Trouble again because you go into each book like you would an episode of Casualty, watching all the signs as they point to the gang falling into another adventure. I quite like that this one was very meta about it - they kept chatting on about whether they wanted to have an adventure or not, although ultimately it wasn’t their choice. The only thing I didn’t like about this one was the word spook-train. Don’t know why, it just annoyed me.

Podcast of the Month - Life's A Beach

Published September 29, 2022

Podcast of the Month - Life's A Beach

One of the reasons I drifted away from podcasts in the last few years was due to the vast amount that were just celebrities interviewing other celebrities. It all got a bit circular, especially during lockdown when our favourite stars didn't have much else to do. My podcast of the month this time is one of those though, because it's too good not to mention. Alan Carr started a show …

Around the World in Eighty Days by Jules Verne

Published September 29, 2022

Around the World in Eighty Days by Jules Verne

Having watched David Tennant in the TV adaptation of this classic, I figured it was time I got round to reading the original. It’s pretty entertaining, following Fogg around the globe as he gets into plenty of mischief and antics. I like the cast of characters and the fact that he’s being followed by a police detective, Fix, who’s trying to derail the journey. Good adventure story!

To sleep perchance to dream

Published September 28, 2022

To sleep perchance to dream

Sleep is one of my most favourite and precious things and one of the benefits of being child-free is that it's a commodity I can have plenty of - although never enough, obviously. Tracking sleep has been endlessly fascinating to me for a good while now, from those apps that suggested you pop your phone under your pillow to see how it's going, to the first tracking introduced by Apple …

Read the burn, feel the burn

Published September 27, 2022

Read the burn, feel the burn

One of the things Apple Fitness+ opened my eyes to was how much work needs to be done on making things accessible. They've done a great job with on screen graphics, presenters learning sign language, lots of options for various body types and abilities and more. There's always more to be done but it's also fascinating to see other fitness providers adapting as well. I've subscribed to Les Mills on …

The Almighty Dollar by Dharshini David

Published September 27, 2022

The Almighty Dollar by Dharshini David

I bought this book a while ago and have only just got round to reading it. That means it’s a bit dated - obviously the economy has moved on a lot since it was first published in 2018. But the concept is great and it still reveals a lot about how the economy functions and how global everything is, interconnected and reliant on each other. The idea of following a dollar around the globe is great, I was always anticipating where we were going next and how we’d get there, and along the way learnt a lot. A fab read!

Walk the line

Published September 26, 2022

Walk the line

I totally missed this when it was announced a couple of months ago, but the new huge building called The Line that was revealed as an innovative concept design is really bizarre and interesting. It's based in Saudi Arabia and it's not without it's problems, but I do love it when people start thinking outside the box for architecture and living conditions. Or in this case, it's more like inside …

Ascent by Jed Mercurio

Published September 26, 2022

Ascent by Jed Mercurio

I was intrigued by this, written by the brilliant mind behind Line of Duty. It’s an odd little book, chronicalling the life of a Russian from a troubled boyhood to a long stint flying planes in the military and then joining the space race against the US. It’s a good read and I thought the ending very impactful, but it does feel like it’s missing something. There’s not a lot of personality given to any of the characters, so it’s hard to get fully engaged. And some of the flying adventures are like reading Top Gun which I wasn’t so bothered about. But overall worth the read.

Strictly Come Dancing 2022, Week 1 thoughts

Published September 25, 2022

Strictly Come Dancing 2022, Week 1 thoughts

I can't decide whether it's better or worse to have had the launch show only the day before the first live show. On the one hand, the launch show gets you all excited and you don't have to wait long to see the amazing teams in action. On the other hand, it's quite nice to have a bit of time to ponder how they're going to do, to let those …

Use Your Illusion II by Guns N' Roses

Published September 25, 2022

Use Your Illusion II by Guns N' Roses

I was all set to move on to a different band this week but Mr C quite rightly pointed out that Use Your Illusion 1 and 2 were back to back releases and should be listened as such. So I had to postpone the original choice and get this one going. It was good, oddly I think I preferred the first one to this one, although I understand the majority of critics and fans think otherwise. This does have the super famous Knockin' On Heaven's Door, though, and that counts for a lot.

(self-titled) by Marcus Mumford

Published September 25, 2022

(self-titled) by Marcus Mumford

I'm not big into the Mumfords but was curious about this solo album from Marcus. It's really good - musically, it's effectively listening to the theme tune to Ted Lasso for half on hour, which is no bad thing. It's gentle and lilting and draws you in. But of course, lyrically, it's a different ballgame. The first track is brutally honest about Marcus being abused when he was younger and there's a current of rage that underpins the whole thing. It's conflicting but that's also what makes it great.

Who I Am by Melanie C

Published September 25, 2022

Who I Am by Melanie C

I was a Spice Girls fan at the time, and it’s always surprised me that they shone so bright but for such a short time - and their legacy powers on and on despite that. Girl Power! This autobiography from Mel C goes behind the scenes of how she ended up joining group, how they rose to incredible heights, and then how it all unravelled both professionally and personally.

Strictly Come Dancing 2022, Launch Show thoughts

Published September 24, 2022

Strictly Come Dancing 2022, Launch Show thoughts

We've been delayed by a week but finally Strictly Come Dancing is up and running for 2022, and boy do we need a bit of sparkle in our lives right now, huh? If you take away the slightly dodgy overdubs where Tess had to reference 'tomorrow' rather than 'next week' it was the perfect show, proving as always that just because you only know one or two of the cast, …

Walk with the animals

Published September 23, 2022

Walk with the animals

In the first ten days of walking, I was really all about no pressure, just getting outside and trying to be consistent about it. The next 10 days have been a bit more adventurous and have seen me explore different routes around my immediate start point, try out some longer routes when time allows, and more importantly than anything, walk with some wildlife. I didn't know alpaca walks were a …

Moving by Jenny Eclair

Published September 23, 2022

Moving by Jenny Eclair

Loved this! So good it totally sucked you in. I was a bit annoyed when we first switched from Edwina's point of view (memories from a sprawling house whilst showing round an estate agent) to Fern's - who is this person and why does it matter? But gradually you get those hints and links and it all starts to add up. And then one more major switch to fill in all the gaps before heading towards a satisfying, if not quite happy, ending. So well written, engaging, and sad but with a hopeful lilt towards the end. Great stuff.

Another badge on the wall

Published September 21, 2022

Another badge on the wall

In the latest updates to both watch and phone, Apple have paid a lot of attention to health and fitness with updates to sleep tracking, accident detection and workout setups. One thing I hadn't realised is that they've also added a whole range of new badges based on your Fitness+ activity. I love badges! There have long been awards for trying your first of a new workout type, or maximising …

Samaritan

Published September 18, 2022

Samaritan

It's surprisingly refreshing to watch a superhero movie that isn't part of the big two franchises - this is its own thing and suffers the pros and cons that come with that. It clearly didn't have a big budget and some of the effects were better than others, but it's not really about the visuals. This is actually a story about heart and faith and family and courage, and whilst it does get a bit clunky in places - both in terms of script and plot drivers - its a pretty good watch. Sylvester is forever watchable and the kid was great, which isn't always a given. Plus, it was a very effective plot twist that I didn't see coming and those are the best kind.

Books and crosses

Published September 18, 2022

Books and crosses

Apple released watchOS 9 and iOS 16 this past week which usually means a hideous evening of updating all the gadgets and running around looking at progress bars every which way. But it's usually worth it for what the new release brings and this year, I'm determined to actually make the most of it and fully understand what upgrades have arrived, rather than just getting on with my day and …

Use Your Illusion I by Guns N' Roses

Published September 18, 2022

Use Your Illusion I by Guns N' Roses

This has been on the list for a while but after watching the latest Thor movie, there was no choice but to dip into the Guns n' Roses back catalogue. I was nervous about this, I'll be honest, it's a long album and a classic, but I needn't have worried. It is long and I have to say ending with a 10 minute song isn't going to put you in my good books, but actually it's a great album. On the second listen, I was really getting into and enjoying the journey. Nothing to be nervous about!

Different Man by Kane Brown

Published September 18, 2022

Different Man by Kane Brown

A good little album from Kane Brown here, I would say it's not particularly revolutionary, doesn't move the genre on at all but if you're after some standard modern country, it's a really good listen. I liked how clearly Kane enjoys making this music, and some of the standout singles are really catchy. It's a bit long but ultimately a nice addition to the music library.

A Man of Some Repute by Elizabeth Edmondson

Published September 14, 2022

A Man of Some Repute by Elizabeth Edmondson

This was a good little book, solving the mystery of a body found under the flagstones having previously been assumed missing in a storm. Ultimately there were only a couple of suspects so it took a little while to get to where it was going, but even so, I quite enjoyed spending time with these people. The underlying mystery didn’t grab me but the wider world did and that’s plenty enough.

Playing in the park

Published September 12, 2022

Playing in the park

To celebrate the start of the third series of Central Park, which started on Apple TV last Friday, I revisited the soundtracks to the first two seasons and decided to put together a playlist with the best songs from both seasons. I thought it was going to be a really slimmed down version of all the available albums, but actually it's still ended up being close to two hours long. …

Q4 movies - Paint it black

Published September 11, 2022

Q4 movies - Paint it black

By all accounts, the film industry is going through a bit of a lull right now. Some of that is no doubt due to the ongoing health and safety effects relating to the global pandemic, but there's also talk of an issue around the huge television spectaculars (hobbits, dragons, superheroes and outer space, you know the type), plus certain streaming platforms snapping up their own VFX companies and thereby getting …

Songs for Young Lovers by Frank Sinatra

Published September 11, 2022

Songs for Young Lovers by Frank Sinatra

Usually for an absolute legend, I like to go back to the start of their career and work my way through. However, Sinatra's first batch of albums released on Colombia records aren't available on Apple Music, so I've had to nip forward to the 1950s for his first release on Capital. This is a super short album like many of that time, and it shows the crooner at his best, making it all sound so easy and smooth. Nothing groundbreaking but a reliable velvety voice.

HOLY FVCK by Demi Lovato

Published September 11, 2022

HOLY FVCK by Demi Lovato

This feels like a change of pace for Demi, some real heavy moments, huge rock influence, the one track that sounds like Avril Lavigne is probably the lightest of the piece. So if you've come for the pop, you'll be disappointed. But I really liked it - you get thrust into this dark exploration of heaven and hell and whatever is inbetween, and Demi's sincere vocals highlight the trauma she's been through but the fierceness of her determination to recover. And under all that, they're really good songs.

Unexpected Lessons in Love by Lucy Dillon

Published September 11, 2022

Unexpected Lessons in Love by Lucy Dillon

I liked the fundamental story of this - a young woman is set to marry her fiance in a whirlwind romance but has doubts on the wedding morning, only for their entire lives to be turned upside down by an unexpected accident. After that, there are moral decisions to be made, a whole new life to try and start whilst also being on pause, and revelations that eventually come. I didn’t necessarily enjoy the side plots - the Edith recording story didn’t reflect well on Jeannie at all, and the puppy farm stuff didn’t seem to have a huge impact other than kick starting the endless talk about wedding dresses. I’m not so sure about that, but overall I enjoyed reading it.

Thor: Love and Thunder

Published September 10, 2022

Thor: Love and Thunder

Well this was an experience. It was hilarious, it really leaned in to all the jokes that were started in Ragnarok and then threw in a load more for good measure. The tone is really set right at the start when Thor is single-handedly thwarting an army, and can do the splits cartoon-style as something of a gag. That sometimes doesn't quite butt up against the darker side so well, there's some really quite scary stuff in here, certainly enough to give me nightmares, let alone kids, and the juxtaposition between the two tones is a bit odd.

Step by step

Published September 10, 2022

Step by step

I'm ten days in to this month's challenge and so far quite enjoying it. The plan was simply to get outside and walk for at least ten minutes every day and so far I've not managed less than 15 minutes, not so much because of enthusiasm but more because that's just how long the short 'routes around the block' take. It's nice though, getting outside, getting some fresh air, breaking …

Stig of the Dump by Clive King

Published September 10, 2022

Stig of the Dump by Clive King

I don’t know why I picked this one up on Audible, probably in a sale of some kind, but I figured as it was a children’s classic that I hadn’t read before, it was worth a listen. This one was ably read by Martin Jarvis, who does a great job at the incorrigible playfulness of a young boy (he does the same with the Just William books). It was a fun story, Barney going on adventures with what may or may not be an imaginary friend... and having to explain it all later to his family and friends. A sweet story.

Creoso i Wrecsam

Published September 9, 2022

Creoso i Wrecsam

I am so in love with Welcome to Wrexham, currently airing in the slightly odd pattern of two episodes a week on Disney+. I usually try and wait to the end of a series before writing about it but there's been so much good stuff packed into the first six episodes, we're going to have to do a part one, at least. First of all, as many people have noted, …

The Dinner Party by R. J. Parker

Published September 8, 2022

The Dinner Party by R. J. Parker

I quite liked how this mystery played out, with a dinner party game being played and even though no secrets are revealed at the time, the fallout is quick and severe. Six friends at the start, and by the end, they are being picked off and whittled down until the big showdown. I had no idea who had done what or why, although it was clear Ted’s wife knew a lot more than she was letting on right from the start. A good, quick read, with short, sharp chapters.

Apple Event - As far out as it's possible to get

Published September 7, 2022

Apple Event - As far out as it's possible to get

Apple held their traditional September event today, focusing in on three main areas: Watch, AirPods, and iPhone. The event was called Far Out which led a lot of people to think they were improving night photography but, it turns out, the space age part of the programme was about reaching out to satellites in an emergency. More on that in a moment, instead, let me start with the things I …

The Ink Black Heart by Robert Galbraith

Published September 7, 2022

The Ink Black Heart by Robert Galbraith

I was in two minds about even reading this, given the ongoing furore surrounding the author (well the author behind the pseudonym, anyway). But ultimately I wanted to know what happened with Strike and Robin, and I figured it was worth giving it a go. I was really disappointed with this one, if I’m honest. The crime being investigated was based around online trolls and battles between right and left wing politics (can’t imagine where the idea came from!), and there were so many online conversations and Twitter threads, it felt disjointed and hard to follow.

Stranger Things do happen

Published September 6, 2022

Stranger Things do happen

The last time I wrote about Stranger Things, I'd just absolutely whipped through season two and apparently loved the whole thing. I don't have a huge recollection of that now, but that's what the blog is there for! My recent rekindling of the Netflix love affair means I've caught up on season four now, so potentially I have two seasons to talk about... but I don't remember a lot from …

Straight Outta Crawley by Romesh Ranganathan

Published September 6, 2022

Straight Outta Crawley by Romesh Ranganathan

I loved this. Romesh writes his memoir with exactly the write tone and balance between stories and jokes. Sometimes comedians shoehorn jokes in that just don’t work on the written page but for me, Romesh’s stories were both hilarious and honest in equal measure. It’s nice to hear the behind the scenes of a journey to stage and screen, via teaching of all things, and Romesh opens up about his approach to writing comedy and what gets included in his material.

The Princess Diarist by Carrie Fisher

Published September 5, 2022

The Princess Diarist by Carrie Fisher

This was an odd little memoir. Obviously Carrie is an absolute treasure and her writing is brilliant - witty and insightful, startlingly honest and cutting but also warm and endearing. However, the structure of the book felt odd, it’s in three main parts. The first is a fascinating look back at how Carrie got the role in Star Wars in the first place, at such a young age. Then there’s a big segment focused on notes and poems from a diary written during an alleged affair with Harrison Ford. And finally, a look at what it’s like being famous and getting older, and more removed from the part that you’ll forever be known for.

A Girl Like Me by Emma Bunton

Published September 4, 2022

A Girl Like Me by Emma Bunton

Lovely, sweet Emma Bunton doing what she does best here - being lovely and sweet. These are some nice pop songs (the cover of Sunshine on a Rainy Day is a bit of an oddity but we'll go with it) and What Took You So Long stands out pretty well. I missed the Tin Tin Out remix of the final track too. The problem is it's all just too saccharine, too sweet, very little emotion comes through. It's, dare I say it, only one or two steps removed from cruise ship singing. But I still love Ems so it was never a disappointment.

Viva Las Vengeance by Panic! at the Disco

Published September 4, 2022

Viva Las Vengeance by Panic! at the Disco

I was quite looking forward to this, having enjoyed previously Panic! songs, but I'm not sure this fully lived up to my expectations. The first three or so songs were brilliant and I thought we were all in for something fantastic, but then it went downhill for me slowly until the end when it was really quite depressing. It's never been more obvious how much Brendon wants to be Freddie too, which is a great aspiration, but maybe just reign it in a touch.

Transporter 3

Published September 3, 2022

Transporter 3

I enjoyed this one a lot better than the previous one, but it's still just mindless Jason Statham doing martial arts sequences and driving fast. Pretty mindless and some moments where you just have to suspend your disbelief (why would the villain choose to explode rather than fall out of the train with the car?) but ultimately a fun finish to the original trilogy.

Transporter 2

Published September 3, 2022

Transporter 2

This movie loses its mind somewhere in the middle and just can't come back from it. The whole kidnapping part is good, the crazy lady just needs to put some clothes on but otherwise, a good thriller. Then firstly a virus is let loose in a conference centre and just never mentioned again, and then the flip-flopping plane is ridiculous, like when a child has a toy plane they wave about in the air. Apparently physics just don't count at all in Miami.

Marriage and more

Published September 3, 2022

Marriage and more

I recently finished watching the new series from Stefan Goleszewski on the BBC called Marriage. It got mixed reviews because it's steeped in the trademark of Goleszewski's work - understated, quiet, and calm alongside real, moving and insightful. Previously, I've enjoyed Stefan's first breakthrough Him & Her, although I have tried to revisit that before and found it just a bit too cutting. The sister is too mean, the neighbour …

The Couple on Cedar Close by Anna-Lou Weatherley

Published September 2, 2022

The Couple on Cedar Close by Anna-Lou Weatherley

This was a really good thriller, I thought I had guessed the big whodunit twist and then that was revealed within the next couple of chapters, and so I wasn’t all that smart after all. The real twist was why and who was next and would they be caught in time. Occasionally it felt a bit drawn out but ultimately I enjoyed it. Annoyingly, it’s the second book in a series which I didn’t realise until I was halfway through so now I have to go back one before moving on, but that’s okay, I’ll live!