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Playdate

Published 2026-04-05

Playdate

Film info

  • Title Playdate
  • Director Luke Greenfield
  • Year 2025
  • Run time 1hr 33m
  • Genres Comedy, Family, Action
  • Tagline Playtime just got real
  • Cast Alan Ritchson, Kevin James, Isla Fisher

When out-of-work accountant Brian joins stay-at-home dad Jeff for a playdate with their sons, he expects a laid-back afternoon. Instead, they’re chased by mercenaries, and Brian—totally unprepared—must survive one absurd obstacle after another.

Live blog

TimeComment
1:49I feel like Rhinos is a big name for a lacrosse team.
3:10“Why is he moving in slow motion?”
9:06Having to watch kid performances must be one of the worst parts of being a parent.
11:34Is a grey care really least likely to be stolen?
18:24“Isn’t Jeff super cool and strong, and look how big he is.” Yep!
24:24Mascots fighting is funny.
28:19“Amber bros.”
30:4490s dance break in a car chase is perfect.
37:32“Like the Yellowstone guy from the Bodyguard.”
49:11So many movie references in this.
57:41I’ve never heard genetic analogue before.
1:04:53“What does love mean?” Huge question, kiddo.
1:13:26“Just punch him and apologise.”

Thoughts

I wanted to watch this for two reasons - first, it seems like a fun odd couple movie and secondly, I've had a bit of a crush on Alan Ritchson since the third series of Reacher (physical fights with his neighbours, notwithstanding). This was great. It's stupid and takes zero brain cells, but it's a really enjoyable way to spend 90 minutes. There are movie references galore, not in a derivative way, more paying homage to cinema. And yea, Kevin James is great, Ritchson shows surprisingly good comic skills, and it's all just a lot of fun.

Rating: 5 / 5

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