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Spider-Man 3

Published 2012-10-21

Spider-Man 3

Film info

  • Title Spider-Man 3
  • Director Sam Raimi
  • Year 2007
  • Run time 2hr 19m
  • Genres Action, Adventure, Fantasy
  • Tagline The battle within
  • Cast Topher Grace, Bryce Dallas Howard, J. K. Simmons, Elizabeth Banks

Peter Parker finally has the girl of his dreams, Mary Jane Watson, and New York City is in the throes of Spider-mania! But when a strange alien symbiote turns Spider-Man's suit black, his darkest demons come to light changing Spider-Man inside as well as out. Spider-Man is in for the fight of his life against a lethal mix of villains - the deadly Sandman, Venom, and the New Goblin - as well as the enemy within himself.

Live Blog

TimeComment
0:36I wonder what crazy long titles we'll have this time.
1:54That's one film recapped. Are we going to do the other one as well?
3:10I think we're through it and out the other side!
4:40What does "layaway available" mean? I clearly don't pawn enough stuff.
8:33Is this a sequel that is the same as the first movie then? Guy goes into green smoke, goes insane?
14:02Spiderman needs to get himself a better motorbike.
17:27Ooh, he has new web missiles?
18:45Who pays for all this damage, going in one office window and out the other side?
20:38Don't you just hate it when your weird little spherical weapons come back and hit you instead?
29:34That was some amazing CGI, how did they do that?
35:44"I'll be taking shots of you for the Bugle. Smile, are you smiling?"
43:13Now she's jealous that he's more famous than she is. Doesn't sing though, does he?
48:18Spiderman high fives!
51:48That guy leaves quite a lot of sand behind.
1:02:13Is the fact that door sticks going to be important later, I wonder.
1:07:20Totally confused by this black gunk. It's just changed his suit colour?
1:11:11"This is a free country, not a rent-free country."
1:25:13It really was the root of everything that she didn't tell him straight away that she had been fired.
1:27:33Woah, emo hair alert. All he needs is some eyeliner and the look will be complete.
1:33:37Okay, that's it. Being mean to Ursula is crossing the line. Bad Spidey.
1:36:48The trouble is, Maguire just can't pull off the cool side. It's cringeworthy in the extreme.
1:45:09Again... none of that makes sense. He could take the suit off fine before, and why didn't he notice someone screaming as the black stuff took over Topher?
1:48:16Why did he turn into a rogue Spiderman? I thought it enhanced your bad side, and he deffo wasn't a spider before.
1:56:49God knows what would happen if Sand-dude found his way to the beach.
1:58:52What child has ever said "wicked cool"?
2:07:40Always two sides to every story, I guess.
2:11:34I feel sorry for the butler man. He has no one left to look after now.
2:13:13No one seems to have noticed that she stopped singing mid song. Maybe that's a jazz thing.

Thoughts

The third film in the Spiderman series, and we were feeling a bit better about it. The first was not great, the second was better, if a little long. It wasn't until after we'd already started this one that we realised it was well over two hours. Otherwise we might have been a bit more wary!

I really didn't think this was very good. It started out so promising, Spiderman looked like he had a happy life that was about to be compromised, and there was an incredible villain in the shape of an awesome-CGI sand-monster thing. But then there was also the black goo, there was also Harry flipping out, losing his memory, getting it back, going bad, going good. There was Mary-Jane and all her baggage, there was the guy taking the photos. It was all too much.

Too many threads, and not enough common sense to string them together. I had questions galore. Where did the black stuff come from? Who does a weird scientific experiment and is all "it's just a bird, who cares" about it? What was the sand-man actually trying to achieve? Why was the photographer's bad self just like a spider too?

It was mildly entertaining, but by about halfway through I was more frustrated than anything.

Rating: 2 / 5

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