It's good! Well, no, that's not true. It was terrible, dreadful, corny, silly, but totally brilliant at the same time. I really think Russell Brand's accent was unfortunate, and it got to the point where every time he opened his mouth, we cringed. Post-film research proved it was meant to be Birmingham, like Ozzie Osbourne.

It's been a while since I read a proper crime book, these are the type that I would devour as they were handed to be from all different sources. Since I have a book list to get through, and the entire Kindle library has opened up to me, crime has fallen off my radar a little bit. I'm not sure where I picked this one up from, a sale or a promotion of some sort, but after just the first few pages I was hooked.

The final of the Bake Off was so good! The balance of baking power kept swinging between the contestants, so that it really was a complete unknown when the winner was announced. Well done John! Brilliant job. Meanwhile, I was left with a decision to make. I decided, as this is the last "Inspired by..." post, I'd go for it and try my hand at the technical challenge. Signature dish …

The final episode of the recent half-series of Doctor Who episodes ended with Amy and Rory together but stuck in time. I wasn't particularly happy with the episode as a whole, and there are plenty of plot points that still confuse me. Overall, though, it seems like a fitting end for the pair, and we're now looking ahead to the introduction (re-introduction?) of the new companion at Christmas. Except, there …

This was looking a lot better than the first one, more interesting story, fascinating emotions going on, and intriguing bad guy. Unfortunately, it all went on a bit too long, with some pretty awful scenes between MJ and Peter. They had to do the son finding the dad's Green Goblin stuff, but all that was another extra scene that seemed to ruin the tension of everything that had gone before. It was a better film, but the dialogue between the pair is awful, and it's hard to get behind them as a couple. Cut out a few of the more painful scenes and we'd be in business.

Every now and then, I take a quick look at what is available in the novelty mug market. I don't know why I started doing this, as I didn't really indulge in hot drinks when I posted the first one. Since then, I do boil the kettle more often, but I haven't actually bought any of these novelties as yet. I wonder if there's one I might purchase in this …

There's no sign of the Doctor, although a brief allusion to him in one small paragraph, so Melody is left to her own devices to find out what is going on and who is behind it all. It's a fun little story, but I actually found it really hard to read. We know that River Song is all about the double entendre, but there was so much in here, along with an attempt to be witty in almost every sentence, that it didn't scan as well as I think it was meant to.

We've seen the music industry attempt the occasional "pay what you feel" initiative, where a song or an album is released to the public, and they get to choose how much to pay for the item - giving what they think it's worth. These haven't revolutionised the industry, but it does cause a stir and can be a good marketing technique to draw attention to yourselves. Now, the concept has …

After reading and not particularly enjoying David Copperfield, I went straight into another classic in which we follow the main protagonist from childhood into adult life. There's also a significant case of child neglect going on here, and they get sent away to school, but that's where the similarities end.

I'm sure it didn't escape your notice that on Sunday Felix Baumgartner jumped from a capsule at the edge of space to freefall back down to earth, and then landed on his feet successfully. What did you do with your weekend? It was an absolutely inspirational thing to watch. I'll admit I didn't sit through the build up, and was a bit of a fairweather viewer - tuning in when …

I've fallen behind in documenting my exciting adventures out and about, although this first one I have to discuss isn't all that exciting. It was a while back, when the days were still sunny, and I decided to get out of the house, go for a walk and make the most of the fresh air. I wasn't really sure where to go, but I had a look online and found …

Lovely. Quite angst-ridden at times, the girls clearly had a lot going on and a lot to work through, but it was really wonderful to travel the path with them. There were bits that didn't quite make sense to me (why would you go to the baby shower? And why would you want to tell the woman about her dead mother?) but people are different and that's what makes them interesting.

I did not like this at all. The good first: I thought Fassbender did a great job - portraying a robot who shouldn't have feelings but does is a sci-fi standard but his was very well done. I also enjoyed Idris Elba's character a lot. The cinematography was great, and the CGI excellent.

It was amazing! It took, maybe, one minute and then the jokes and one-liners came pouring out and we essentially didn't stop laughing for the entire 90 minutes. There was so much packed into such a short film, it's going to take at least a couple of repeat viewings to pick up on all the good stuff. There were so many good lines that I can only remember one of them! 'I don't like the monkey!'

I remember this film being a lot better than it was on a second viewing. The dialogue is shockingly bad, some of the worst I've heard in a long while. The acting leaves quite a lot to be desired, and given it's age, half the CGI doesn't really stand up to the test of time. But, that's not to say I didn't enjoy it. It's still a good, fun way to spend a couple of hours. It does make me nervous about the other two though!

The Bake Off is getting pretty difficult now, with the semi-final last week and the final coming up. I was pretty confident that I wouldn't be able to make anything they did in the show itself, but I was keen to be inspired. They baked the following: Signature dish - Petit-Fours Technical challenge - Fraisier cake Showstopper - Choux pastry gateaux I figured that chocolate eclairs would be a good …

On 13th October 2002, I was cowering in a doorway from the rain, waiting for the arrival of someone the world now knows as Mr C. It was our first date, I'd bought new boots that I was convinced made me walk like a duck, and my friend was sacrificing herself at the garden gate, getting soaked on my behalf to look out for him. Thankfully, as the evening progressed …

The month of September was filled with a nightly music extravaganza courtesy of the iTunes Festival 2012. Each evening, one or more warm-up acts introduced a bigger name, and it was all streamed live on the internet, available as a catchup replay afterwards as well. Mr C watched all of them, I saw some of the main ones, and these are some of my findings. 1) There were a variety …

To celebrate their 80th anniversary this year, Lego created a 15 minute animation recounting the history of the company. I missed this when it first came out in August, and have just got round to watching it now. You have to keep in mind that it's one massive sales pitch, and the voiceover can get a bit patronising at times, but even so, there's a lot in here that I …

Over the weekend, the fabulous Stuart asked if I would be reading the new release from JK Rowling. The answer is quite simply that yes, I do think I'll read it but no, I haven't yet. I'm a big Harry Potter fan, but somehow this new book from JK Rowling doesn't worry me in the way other "next projects" for beloved people do. It feels as though HP is such …

We've seen Moneyball and "if you build it they will come" and when I saw the trailer for 42, I really wanted to see it! I don't think I've ever seen a baseball game but I really like movies about it. I should probably see about watching some of the actual action, but in the meantime, this looks good. 42 Now, if you tell me that there's a film by …

After watching this, I checked out the reviews and the one that says 'worth watching once' is pretty much spot on. It was okay, it was nice to see the characters again, the story wasn't quite as engaging as the first, but it was mercifully short. There were some good bits in it, but I didn't really like the two-headed Johnny Knoxville. Thankfully there was a lot less goo in this one, though.

This was a terrible, terrible film, there's no getting away from that. Predictable, some shocking graphics, key plot points that didn't make sense and ultimately derivative of a million other (much better) action movies. Having said all that, though, I really did like Guy Pearce's character, he had some brilliant lines, and he was hot as anything. So a bonus point for Guy making the best of it.

I know I am very far behind to have only just discovered Temple Run. In fact, I saw the Brave tie-in before I saw the actual game, and because I haven't seen Brave, I instantly dismissed it. I can't remember why I suddenly decided to download it, but I was reading through some news feeds and they talked of other games of a similar nature to Temple Run. I opted …

I'd forgotten how short the film is, and also how very gungy it is. There's goo and all sorts flying in all directions almost all of the times. Nevertheless, the history I have with it, and all the lines I know and love make it a proper favourite of mine - although perhaps a little less than I'd held it in my mind. I do so love Will Smith though, I practically cheered when he arrived on screen.

I was looking forward to this biscuit episode of the Bake Off, but actually when we got to it, it wasn't all that biscuity after all. The options this week were as follows: Signature dish - Crackers Technical challenge - Chocolate teacakes Showstopper - Gingerbread construction I'm not really a massive fan of gingerbread - I don't mind the occasional biscuit or nibble but an entire house was a bit …

A while back, my parents introduced me to the Mimosa pudica, otherwise known as the Sensitive Plant (or my new favourite name Touch-Me-Not). It's a cute little plant that looks perfectly normal until you touch it, when it all curls up on itself like a hedgehog. I thought it was quite cruel to prod and poke at it, but it recovers in about ten minutes and then it's hard to …

When I read the first chapter of this classic book, it seemed amazingly familiar to me. As I continued to read on, it dawned on me that I must have attempted Copperfield many times, and never got much past Chapter 2. This time I was determined to read on, and at first, it was quite good. The mistreatment as a child, ending with the acceptance of the feared aunt was all quite fascinating, but once David started to grow up, it became less interesting to me.

After the revelations of last month, Mike and Vicky, well, they're not talking at all. They start to tell people about the baby, so they get advice from all quarters. Then they do talk - a full on two-hander episode that was really good. Mike is still worried, but he's on board. For now. Elsewhere, Freddie breaks his collar bone because Elizabeth is ridiculous and can't say no to her …

It's been a while since I tried a new tea, I've been content drinking my Clipper Ginger and Twinings Nettle. However, that didn't stop me buying new and exciting teas, to the point where I had four boxes sitting and waiting to be tasted. I finally got round to trying a new one, another Clipper, this time berry flavoured. Clipper Raspberry Leaf £1.69 for 20 teabags A refreshing, distinctive and …

BBC Four started airing Lilyhammer a week or so ago, and I tuned in to the first episode to see what it was like. Lilyhammer is exciting because it's a Netflix original - the DVD and streaming company put their hands in their pockets and paid for this show to be created. It's a bold new move from them, rather than sitting back and waiting for deals to be done …

After the high of new running shoes wore off (only took a week this time, boo!) I wanted a bit of a boost, so I tried out another Zombies Run mission - it's always good to try something different. I noticed that the people behind Zombies Run are creating a spin off version based on the Couch 2 5K thing. I'm jealous! Can I go back to the beginning and …

"I hate endings," the Doctor declares, as he sits having a nice picnic with his two companions in New York City. Yet, we all know that this story is going to come to an end, and it's going to do so in the next 40 minutes. The foreboding increases by the minute, as we head towards what was proclaimed as a heart-breaking farewell. I didn't feel at all right after …

I've tried to stick to recipes from the actual Bake Off for the last couple of weeks, but this time I moved slightly away from it. There were a few variations on the Chelsea bun, and I very quickly realised that I wanted to do the bun, but in it's rather more normal form. It's worth noting what the other challenges were for this week: Signature dish - Regional buns …

The task this episode had to fulfil was clearly set out from the start. Rory and Amy have been showing increased dissatisfaction with their roles as companions, and the gap between them and the Doctor has been growing week on week. One or other of them usually makes the point of saying they miss running for their lives, but we don't quite believe them. So, this week, we had to …

This was less jumpy than I had remembered it, but there are a lot of the lines that I recalled fondly and it was a fun ride going through it. There's plenty of film in film references, which is something Mr C in particular likes, but as we don't watch many horror films, a lot of the references went over our heads. It's still a classic in my eyes, but perhaps wasn't as great as I'd remembered it being.

An admission before we begin - this week I was forced to pick the recipe before I'd actually seen the Bake Off show. My viewing was delayed until Thursday, and I had to order my online shopping before that, so I viewed the episode recipe options on the BBC's site and decided on the one that looked the best. The options this time: Signature dish - Sponge puddings Technical challenge …

A few years ago, I tried out the supermarket online delivery service, because I love the "getting lots of lovely new food" part of grocery shopping but dislike the actual mechanics of it. Back then, I did it a couple of times and revelled in things being delivered straight to my door, but I soon stopped. There were a few reasons, including their odd policy of wrapping single items in …

Ohhh, it was so good! The story was great, but that didn't even matter. It wasn't about what was happening really, it was about who it was happening too. The piece is all about these misfits, coming together and having to figure out how to work together to save the world. Loki could have had a much smaller part and it would have worked just as well. There are so many bits to love, so many great lines, so many jokes where they just aren't taking themselves too seriously. It's beautifully done.

The fifth installment in this time travelling adventure, and things are starting to become far less fun and much more serious. This outing also breaks the mould again - rather than Liam heading back to fix things whilst the others wait and watch, they all end up jumping about time all over the place.

On Monday night, Mr C and I rocked up to Birmingham's National Indoor Arena to watch Michael McIntyre do his thing. It's been on my Life List for a while to watch a comedian live, because it turns out I have never done that before. I don't remember why it was Mr McIntyre that received the privilege of being my first comedian (there may have been alcohol involved when purchasing …

This week, we discovered the genius that is Wreck-It Ralph. The blurb says: "A video game villain wants to be a hero and sets out to fulfil his dream, but his quest brings havoc to the whole arcade where he lives." The trailer says it's going to be awesome. Wreck-It Ralph I only know a few of the characters in there, but there's bound to be a lot of excellent …

This was a great action/adventure romp through the skies - totally preposterous at every opportunity but fun nevertheless. I was surprised at the level of violence shown, really, but it wasn't necessarily a bad thing. Considering it's fifteen years old, it hasn't aged too badly. We were watching in HD which always improves things, but the only thing that looked particularly bad was the phones. There were a few dodgy CGI scenes but I've seen worse, and they were made up for by the awesome bit with the refuelling tanker.

With the iTunes Festival ongoing (and irritating in their only putting up some of the replays and not all), Mr C and I have been having more discussions about music than normal. It's always good fun when we talk music because we have slightly different music eras, very different music tastes, and what turns out to be different requirements when it comes to background noise. As people that do creative …

After the last update, I did go out and purchase some new shoes. They're in a similar fashion to my old ones - white and Nike - but they're also quite awesome. They have purple insides and purple laces! How can they be anything but great? Instantly, I wore them and was back on form... if you can call what I do any kind of form. I completed another 10k, …

I read these books a while back, and I was very curious about what the film versions would be like. There's a trend for making young adult series' into movies and they seem to do pretty well, so the pressure on The Hunger Games was going to be huge! Mr C hasn't read them, and wasn't aware of any of the plot, so I thought it would be interesting to see what it's like from the point of view of someone in the know, and someone not.

More than ever, this third episode of the truncated series seven was one of those mini-films that Steven Moffat desired. As he has previously said: When we had the pitch meetings for the various stories, I would say ‘Tell me the movie poster. Tell me the title, what’s on the poster and what’s the log-line… Let’s have a blockbuster every single week, no two-parters, every single week is going to …

After last week, wherein I wasn't sure I liked anything I'd seen on screen, I knew this would be a much easier week. Mr C is a fan of pastry, and there was bound to be something we liked. The options this time: Signature dish - Wellington Technical challenge - Hand-raised pie Showstopper - American sweet pie I was convinced it was going to be a Wellington on my to-do …

Saw the trailer for this one a long while back and was keen to watch it. I figured it would be sentimental but hey, it's Matt Damon so it's always worth giving it a go. However, the wait was so long that by the time it was available to rent via iTunes, I had talked myself out of watching it. We event left it to near the end of the 30 day allotted period. I don't know why but I had decided it was going to be rubbish. Nevertheless, the prospect of it going unwatched was too much.

I started this crazy Film Watch experiment way back in April 2009 - watching, noting and blogging each film that I watched in an attempt to remember what was good, and not so good. Along the way, it turned into a Life List thing, to watch 500 films. At first the goal seemed a million miles away, but gradually it has seemed more doable, and now I am halfway through! …