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Goldeneye

Published 2015-09-24

Goldeneye

No limits, no fears, no substitutes

Film info

Pierce Brosnan ignites the screen as James Bond in this explosive, thrill-packed adventure that pits him against a vengeful adversary who controls an awesome space weapon capable of global destruction.

Live blog

TimeComment
2:22What an amazing stunt to start a film.
4:15Ooh, another double oh. Always curious about what they're like.
6:14You can get through bulletproof glass eventually then, with enough machine guns.
7:59Squeaky wheel is hilarious.
13:16How did I not know that Bono and the Edge did the feem toon?
20:23Famke doing one of the worst accents ever.
37:27Feisty Moneypenny. And first mention of actual sexual harrassment.
38:20JUDYYYYY! "Queen of numbers."
41:24This woman trying to escape is like watching Final Destination.
45:46"Governments change, the lies never do."
47:15Amazing M quotes. "You don't like me, Bond. You don't like my methods. You think I'm an accountant, a bean counter more interested in my numbers than your instincts." ... "Good, because I think you're a sexist, misogynist dinosaur."
52:24The Q sections are properly funny. Spin off required.
55:18You can't call him Jimmy!
55:40Even worse, Jimbo!
1:09:12"Her Majesty's royal terrier."
1:09:31Loving the eerie, smoky, dark location.
1:20:40How have they never thought to put Bond in a tank before?
1:22:23Bond always goes the extra miles with a car chase scene.
1:25:42That train looks like Darth Vader.
1:33:34"Do you destroy every vehicle you get into?"
1:46:57Loving the giant satellite dish.
1:54:15Computer programmers fighting each other is fun.

Thoughts

AT LAST!

As much as I've enjoyed the process of working our way through every Bond film, I can't quite describe the relief to get to my beloved Brosnan. I can see why people attach themselves to the different variations of the character, but Pierce is definitely mine. Suave but funny, womaniser but without the aggressiveness we've previous seen, an action hero with some relatively up to date kit, and that general feeling of over-the-top but fun and fantastic action.

I've seen the other three Pierce films but surprised myself by realising I hadn't actually seen this one. So it was a real treat - a Brosnan Bond but a brand new story for me!

Mostly loved the new cast members, and it's always fun to see Q back again. Judy Dench as M is an absolute inspiration, nailing everything that was questionable about the Bond films that have gone before and throwing them into the stark light of day.

I couldn't really understand how Joe Don Baker was suddenly a good guy in this one. I can see that several years would have passed between his previous appearance, and that people wouldn't be watching them in the space of a week or so like me, but still... it's hard not to see him as that crazy arms dealer, even if he is supposed to now be with the CIA.

Nevertheless, a good story, with a good cast. Some dodgy Russian accents but some love for the computer programmers. Overall, a fab Bond!

Rating: 4 / 5

Part of: James Bond (17 of 25)

  1. Dr. No
  2. From Russia With Love
  3. Goldfinger
  4. Thunderball
  5. You Only Live Twice
  6. On Her Majesty's Secret Service
  7. Diamonds Are Forever
  8. Live and Let Die
  9. The Man With the Golden Gun
  10. The Spy Who Loved Me
  11. Moonraker
  12. For Your Eyes Only
  13. Octopussy
  14. A View to a Kill
  15. The Living Daylights
  16. License to Kill
  17. Goldeneye
  18. Tomorrow Never Dies
  19. The World is Not Enough
  20. Die Another Day
  21. Casino Royale
  22. Quantum of Solace
  23. Skyfall
  24. Spectre
  25. No Time to Die
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